Hey Cat! Don't Touch My Macaroons!

One day I’ll tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 5 times

sodamnrelatable:

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theamericankid: I have the weirdest election right now.

theamericankid:

I have the weirdest election right now.

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dogshaming: This is Sofie my parents dog I got her from the shelter. She LOVES to come visit me and baby John, the only problem is she drinks his milk then EATS the bottle!

dogshaming:

This is Sofie my parents dog I got her from the shelter. She LOVES to come visit me and baby John, the only problem is she drinks his milk then EATS the bottle!

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grimewizard: texas

grimewizard:

texas

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deadvilla23: aspookedreality: towritelesbiansonherarms: wat is that tommy lee jones nobody fucks with tommy lee jones

deadvilla23:

aspookedreality:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

wat

is that tommy lee jones

nobody fucks with tommy lee jones

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mismatchedmae:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

Fact: My chiropractor nicknamed me “Mayhem” after this guy because I distract people from doing their jobs. It’s true. What can I say people enjoy talking to me.

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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to continue the conversation.

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ellendegeneres:

Vote 4 Stuff

http://bit.ly/OBDB9P

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kardashitans:

do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

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